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Week 1

Austria Hungary is the best we are better than the the rest. You killed our Archduke so you better watch out, when i grab my gun you scream and shout. We will win this war! You best believe when the Russians see us they flee, To cool our machine guns off, on them we pee. France has ants in their pants and there scared to dance with big bad Austria-Hungary. So keep Austria-Hungary out of your mouth cause our soldiers are putting yours 6 feet down south.

I write music to help the time pass. My name is Compton I live in Austria Hungary but I'm stationed on the western front. I really miss
****my wife**** , and ****my car****. I believe this war is for a good cause i mean they just killed our archduke. My bother Pusky don't believe its for a good cause i don't know why he's a loser but i love him . Heres a picture of his **family**. I hate the people in my platoon they complain too much and they act like a bunch of sissies.
If you haven't been able to tell yet I'm from Austria-Hungary we are in this war to get revenge. We are out to get revenge on Serbia for killing our Archduke. We declared war as soon as he was killed. He was killed for no reason and we here think that Serbia should pay. We will get our revenge with Germany and Italy on our side. So most of our country is down to kill him.


Week 2
Basic training is finally over and they gave us our guns and uniforms i look pretty good in mine. In order to win this war i believe we need to get stronger weapons and countries on our side. We are strong right now with the help of Germany but i still don't think were strong enough. We favor the machine guns because those are the most dominant weapons thus far. This is the poster that got me in the war i don't really external image i010.JPGknow why i guess because everyone one else did.
Yesterday i killed 2 men i felt really bad about it until one of my good friends got shot right after it. When we are in the trenches its hard to get out because of all the machine guns shooting forth. So mostly we just sit in our trenches talking to each-other.


Week 3
Yay its Christmas. Yesterday the weirdest thing happened, I was sitting in the trenches listening to all the gun fire then all of the sudden it stopped and 5 Russian soldiers came over to us with chocolate and jam. We talked to them almost all day and told stories about our platoons. Right before night they left and we were back at it gain the day after Christmas. That day my brother Pusky got shot 3 times in the head and died after that happened i couldn't bring myself to kill again. So i just sat in the trenches by myself not moving unless someone tried to kill me then i had to kill them but other than that i didn't kill.

Week 4

Finally home, man it feels good to be home with my wife and kids. I'm sad we lost but glad to be out of the trenches getting shot at. Before i got shipped home i got shot in the right calf and it hurt a lot i cried like a baby. Then they out alcohol and band aids on it and that made me cry even more. Then someone made fun of me for crying and i shot them, but anyway when i arrived home with the rest of platoon we were greeted by everyone in our town and got everything free and had a big party. even though we were all sad about losing we still partied and partied some more and some more. Finally after all the partying was done i went back to my job as a janitor had 6 more kids and divorced my wife YAY. Well i think its time for me to stop writing now that I'm home so ill see ya'll later DEUCES.